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The Toast

Maeby Funke Maybe Wearing Maebe: Tuesday, March 11th, 2025

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

  1. Braxton Berrios gets new NFL team and Kyle Juszczyk released from 49ers (23:25)
  2. Ne-Yo introduces his 4 girlfriends from polyamorous relationship (Page Six) (34:43)
  3. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce keep low profile on dinner date in Park City after 'reconnecting' on romantic getaway (Page Six) (39:57)
  4. Lauren Graham lets slip the father of 'Parenthood' co-star Mae Whitman's baby (Page Six) (43:17)
  5. James Kennedy Apologizes for Posting Photo With the Tate Brothers (US Weekly) (51:58)


  • Dear Toasters Advice Segment (56:21)


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

0:09.8

It's Jackson Clodden, we're your host.

0:15.0

It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

0:20.0

We'll start your day off, swirlirley. It's the Toast.

0:24.1

I sound amazing.

0:26.5

Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday.

0:28.4

Hope everybody's having a parjilicious day.

0:30.4

Hope some of you have made a pargy loaf this far, this morning.

0:33.7

I thought about it.

0:34.8

I was actually going to start my day with the PL, but time got away from me,

0:38.9

you know? I was trying on dresses. All of a sudden, I'm like, oh my God, I'd get to work.

0:43.7

What a horrible way to start the morning. I'm so sorry that you were trying on dresses. I know,

0:47.4

but it's my own fault. They came yesterday. I didn't do it yesterday. It was actually nice because I had done my makeup and my hair, so they looked as good as they were going to look. I gave them a fair shot. I also actually tried on dresses. We have a wedding coming up.

0:59.4

My, sorry, sister-in-law, not Ben's sister, sister-in-law. She's getting married, and I have really put off

1:06.6

getting dresses, and I got two yesterday, and they both worked. They both fit. And like I like them both. I don't even know which one to wear. And I want to shout out to a woman. I don't know if it's a

1:15.1

woman named Talor Marmo, which is a new brand that I found that makes like they're all like

1:21.6

one size fits all cap tans. And I know what you're thinking like one size fits all, but like they're huge. I don't know what they look like on a thin person, but I wore it to the wedding that I went to in Miami and I just was like,

1:30.6

oh, this brand is fab. Let me get one for Maddie's wedding. Now she's pricey. So I bought one for

1:36.0

final sale on, I think maybe like far fetch. Like you really got a you got a pillage the interwebs for something reasonably priced. But a life hack if you're pregnant and you have to go to a wedding,

1:46.0

Talor Marmo.

1:47.8

Pargy, thank you.

1:48.8

Also, maybe you'll do like a wardrobe change in the middle when Maddie changes her

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