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Oh, hello.

Welcome to Ruud. I'm Hallie. And I'm Allison. And this is a podcast for a horror movie, just for you? Just for you. We were just talking about Bunyan's before we got on. So you're getting a, you know, a real, a real fire episode from us. We're already worked up our, one of our producers. I don't want to say her name because she has bunyan shame, but is dealing with a bunion.

And I do want more information. I want to know how to fix it. I want to know what to do. I would like to become an expert in them. Well, I feel like, do you ever get the ads for that thing where it's like you put it on all? It's kind of like when you get a pedicure and they want to separate your nails to dry.

But there's one that's like gel that's almost like an eye mask kind of thing. And I'm always like, is that, is that, do I need that? I think what the thing of what's hard about it is like it would work, but you probably have to like wear it for a long time. And it probably does kind of hurt because you're like forcing a bone. So I'm like do you walk with it or you

just have it on your feet? But I don't know. to like wear it for a long time and it probably does kind of hurt because you're like forcing a bone

so I'm like do you walk with it or you just have it on your feet but I've absolutely seen those and I've

absolutely yeah because Allison and I of course as women of a certain age grew up and like I wore heels

to every party in college and most of our 20s like oh like every party every like I wore heels

to work oh yeah in New York on the subway eventually on the subway the eventually ballet flats

became popular so I did wear those now that was bad also in New York so bad yes and I'm sure

terrible for your feet but But as a result,

I am interested in a sort of medieval adjacent foot correction. If anyone has any suggestion,

let us know. Yeah, vices, that kind of thing. That aside, Hallie, how are you? I'm doing okay.

My day job, in case you're new to the show, I write for this podcast, love it or leave it, and our show was in Montreal for Just for Laughs. And I wasn't allowed to attend, but that's fine. I hate flying so much. But as a result, I... That's like an annoying flight, too. Yeah. As a result, I've been working on East Coast time all week.

So I am very tired and I couldn't be more excited then. But I will say the only thing from this week, of course, is all the Jeffrey Epstein stuff. And it just... This just sucks. It just sucks. I know. It's Jeffrey Epstein while also there's a induced famine in Gaza that we're all seeing

image of, or at least I am, on my algorithm.

And it's like we're trying to argue whether or not Donald Trump was friends with

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