What's up, Paris Yorkians and retrogrades?

If you're an American, happy Memorial Day.

God bless all of the families of fallen soldiers and the fallen soldiers themselves.

We pray for them today, of course.

We don't talk about wars that much on the channel. Kind of a non-interventionist channel, but still we appreciate the service of all the American soldiers,

because these guys are literally the foot soldiers who do the dirty work, whether or not America should or shouldn't have been America's policeman or whatever.

Whether we should have been over there or not,

we appreciate the service, particularly of, in the case of all American wars,

but won the victorious dead.

Hail the victorious dead.

There we go.

Of course, Vietnam's the only war we ever lost.

But whatever.

Vietnam's back in the news on this Memorial Day.

Not because of the fallen soldiers, and that's all I'm going to say about that.

But because of one glitter-a-dly, glittering, beautiful man-woman couple. I mean, the manliest man, the womanliest woman,

Emmanuel and Brigitte Gabriel of Frank, France. Just a very handsome couple, aren't they?

Quite handsome. Handsome. Handsome man, handsome, handsome woman.

If you buy that, you know, there's a story that happened broke this morning.

I don't care if you call it playfully teasing.

I don't care if you call it merely bickering. Both of these expressions have been floated out there.

While she, she, Brigitte,

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