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🗓️ 9 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | My mom had an exercise bike in her garage from 1982. |
| 0:03.0 | You couldn't even pedal it because it's stuck. Rusted shut. It's this big, heavy thing. Like, you've never gotten on this thing. She has one of those things like a little mini trampoline that you bounce on. Of the little round one? She's 77. Like, she's not bouncing on a little trampoline anymore. Like, what are you doing? Like, why do you have this stuff? There's plenty of people in that area that live in poverty. |
| 0:23.4 | Yes. |
| 0:23.7 | All you need to do is... not a little trampoline anymore. Like, what are you doing? Like, why do you have this stuff? Like, |
| 0:25.1 | there's plenty of people in that area that live in poverty. Yes. All you need to do is put yard sale free on a sign down by the road and people will come and pick this crap up for you. |
| 0:30.7 | Absolutely. Why do you have an IBM typewriter? Oh, wow. You have a computer that you use. You do |
| 0:37.0 | not need an IBM typewriter. Where are you finding ribbon for this? This thing I picked it up to a movement. I almost threw my back out. I waste 95 pounds. Oh, yeah. Those things are super heavy. It's like, Jesus Christ, man. Why are you keeping this? You know, so that's the one that was a really nice back of the day and that's like, like, like, what are you, Tom Hanks? Right. |
| 0:57.3 | No kidding. |
| 0:56.3 | I mean, we finally That's the one that was a really nice back of the day. And that's like, ah, like, ah, like, what are you, Tom Hanks? |
| 0:56.7 | Right. |
| 0:57.3 | No kidding. |
| 0:57.9 | Jesus. I mean, we finally just, like, we were putting my mom into, like, an older facility. Like, we just, we just didn't tell her. That's the way to do it. That is the way to do it. Oh, yeah. The same thing. She will sit there with every little thing. |
| 1:07.8 | And look, some of it is very, like, some of it you do one. |
| 1:10.5 | But, like, I trust my brother more for him to call me and go, do you want this. |
| 1:14.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:14.5 | Right? |
| 1:14.8 | And we're not going to. will sit there with every little thing. And look, some of it is very, like, some of it you do one. But like, I trust my brother more for him to call me and go, do you want this. |
| 1:14.2 | Oh, yeah. Right? And we're not talking about photos. Just, you're saying. |
| 1:17.0 | If anybody's ever sent flowers to that house, whether it was my grandfather passing, whether it was a Valentine's thing, whether it was the holidays or whatever, there is not one vase that she has thrown away in 50 years from any florist, from any book. She doesn't reuse the nice crystal ones or put her flowers in there. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The vase she got it is perfectly fine. And there are a hundred vases just in case. I think that might be a female thing. I don't know. What in the hell is going on here? Like what is going to, what is, if a flash flood happened in that town and killed 50 people, she could have a vase of flowers for each and every one of them. The thing is, with an original vase. I will not buy my wife flowers with the base because I'm like, I know you have a vase that these flowers will fit in. You have nine million of them. That's honestly like, look, I'm not being mean. I know that we have vases for these flowers. So I got to the flowers. I'm not buying the vase. Oh yeah. And then of course, it's that weird thing where like there are four, five boxes of Thanksgiving decorations. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving. What dried corn corn? Oh, you name it, man, like fake pumpkins, crap that you hang on the door, you know, reeds that look like a scarecrow. Cornucopia. A flower, you know, like the dead leaf things, you know, that looks like fall and crap like that.'m like just look out the window dude right it's fall |
| 2:01.8 | you know what i mean you don't you don't put snow on your roof do you like fake like look it might be |
| 2:35.4 | snowing up here right like jesus christ and then i had to move all this crap so that she could get all |
| 2:41.2 | of her and she's going to replace that you know obviously, obviously with all of her Christmas decorations. Of course. |
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