Hello and welcome to the TFO Football Podcast.

I'm Joe Devine and I'm now joined by Alex Stewart.

Good morning, Joe.

Seb Stavard-Bloor.

Hi, Joe.

Ha, welcome to a new week.

It's a Tuesday and we're recording this on a Monday.

We'll be taking you through the weekend's action today

by discussing such fixtures as Manchester City West Ham,

Tottenham vs Burnley, Chelsea vs Manchester United, Luke Shaw vs Stewart Atwell,

and Arby Leipzig vs Borussia, Munchen Gladbach.

It's all very exciting, apart from one bit where Seb talks about handball for too long

after I encouraged him to do that.

And at the end, of course, we come to Joe's Flax and Quotes database too,

except I forgot to do a quote.

So it's been a fun episode to record.

Seb, what was your highlight?

When we unveiled your overly aggressive among us, behaviour.

I think with shorts.

My favourite bit, that was funny, yeah.

Okay, and Alex, what was yours?

I didn't have one.

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