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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas Almost Joined a Cult

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Like, like, bike, like, it's the brochure,

0:02.9

Aung, Aung.

0:05.3

It's Lucas and Jacob.

0:06.6

Hi, Bro's.

0:09.6

Brows.

0:09.6

Sit down, have a drink.

0:11.8

I'm gonna give you a massage and just sit down and chill.

0:16.8

Do you want wings?

0:17.9

Do you want a burger?

0:18.8

Do you want a chicken sandwich?

0:21.0

Oh, it looks like you want a chicken sandwich. You want extra male? Okay. Do you want me to squat the

0:27.8

mayor from my tits? Okay. I was so into that.

0:34.0

When you said the massage thing, I was like, what is going on?

0:37.0

But I realized you're in character.

0:39.0

If you're listening to the audio version, we are in Halloween costume,-blown like they are intricate outfits costumes.

0:48.0

Jacob is a Hooters waitress.

0:51.0

I don't even know if Hooters, I don't think Hooters waitresses offer

0:54.5

massages. Oh yeah I was unless you were like a regular regular at

0:59.5

Hooters then maybe like Crystal like if she like if if he was, it would even be for the job,

1:05.3

it'd be like, you know what I mean? Like even if you were a regular at Applebee's,

1:08.8

I feel like one of the waitresses or waiters might give you a massage if like you guys just have that connection.

1:13.6

Well I'm not the typical's Huto's waitress. I'm a career Huto's waitress.

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