Hey there, longest, shortest time listener. It's Hillary Frank. And right now, I'm working on a new episode that we will bring you next week. In the meantime, to tide you over, we're airing one of my favorites from the archives. I hope you enjoy it. And I also hope you'll join our special club. It's called LST Plus. And when you

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This is the longest, shortest time.

I'm Hillary Frank.

A year ago, I went out to the Bay Area.

I was there to do a speed dating for mom friends event and to do a live interview with

Roman Mars.

You know, he hosts the great podcast, 99% Invisible.

After that show, Roman and I stuck around to talk to the audience.

And at the very end, this woman came up to me and introduced herself.

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