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Wet Jeans

Low Testosterone Would Suck So Bad

Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Enjoy this absolute train wreck of an episode. I love you all.Support the show

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? Welcome in to another episode. Only audio, no video. You can't see me.

0:09.0

You can't. What does John Tina say? You can't stop. I don't have good enough autism to remember the John Tina theme song. You can't see me. I'm Charlie Brown. You can't see me't see me i'm what is he i don't even know what he

0:22.6

says but anyway welcome into the freaking show this show is brought to you by the patreon it's brought to

0:27.5

you by me it's brought to you by me there's my fuck up i get one fuck up right off the bat every single

0:32.8

time there it is patreon dot com slash wed jeans podcast for an extra episode of this god dang show every week, every

0:40.6

Friday.

0:41.2

You chime in, you talk to me, and I tell you what, or you tell me what to talk about, topics,

0:45.8

you tell me about you need advice, I tell you.

0:48.9

I tell you last episode I was talking about my ASU hockey career and how it was so much different than I thought it was

0:56.2

going to be, partly due because of coaches that were absolute hardos. I think one of my coaches

1:03.3

actually ended up bottling a guy in the head in a Las Vegas nightclub and caught a couple

1:08.6

charges. This isn't even exaggerated or made up. I think that actually

1:13.3

happened. I don't know where that lawsuit is at or what happened with that, but good for him.

1:18.7

It takes a lot of testosterone to be going out to nightclubs in Las Vegas as a 54-year-old.

1:27.4

And, you know, getting to the point where you're bottling people

1:30.3

in the head. What am I? I don't know. Now, one of my, there's a lot of commercials these days

1:37.7

about, you know, low testosterone and boner pills and stuff like that. They really make you

1:43.4

worried about getting old.

1:44.8

They're like, oh my God, like your wrench isn't going to work.

1:47.8

You're not even going to, you're going to look your wife one day, and you're just going to be like,

1:50.9

I don't even want to fuck this chick anymore.

1:52.9

They really kind of scare the hell out of you.

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