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It really just sounds like you have a sore throat.

Like I'm Christian Bill and I'm Batman.

I just died to singed again.

Jungle, are you ever coming top?

You don't have to answer that question.

I'll answer the question.

Do you want answers? I want a gank. You can't handle the gank.

son we live in a world with lanes and those lanes have to be ganked by junglers with machetes.

Who's gonna do it?

You?

You, Timo?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.

You weep for top lane and you curse the team. You have that luxury. And my absence, while

grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wins games. You don't want to gank because deep down in places you don't talk about in

all chat. You want me ganking other lanes. You need me ganking other lanes. I have neither the

time nor the inclination to explain myself to a champion

that farms and pushes under the blanket of the very wards I provide, then questions the manner

in which I provide them.

I'd rather you just said thank you and win on your way.

Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an AD bruiser

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