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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings
Lauren Shand
4.8 • 850 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2024
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, well, well, to what do I owe the pleasure of this wonderful surprise on a rather lovely spring evening? |
| 0:15.0 | It's almost as if I didn't already know. |
| 0:19.0 | You better believe I have something special set aside just for you. |
| 0:26.6 | Are you a believer in electronic transference? |
| 0:30.6 | Some believe that entities are able to use electromagnetic waves in the radiation spectrum |
| 0:36.6 | to travel through optical fibers and cables. |
| 0:40.7 | That is why this laptop computer comes not only with an enhanced graphics card, but also |
| 0:47.1 | a warning. It is the very centerpiece of a tragic bit of ones and zeros known as, |
| 0:57.7 | my wife forgot to delete her browser history. |
| 1:00.5 | Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass |
| 1:06.6 | on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk. |
| 1:11.6 | These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium. |
| 1:16.5 | We go by the Obsidian Covenant. |
| 1:20.4 | Recent initiates include Alex Healy, |
| 1:24.0 | James Grierson, not a stick figure, Salty Pretzel Boy, Cody Stanley, |
| 1:33.0 | Karina, Jeremiah Overstreet, Rita Boaventura, and Ashley Stevenson. |
| 1:42.4 | We are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order. |
| 1:47.5 | Go to the Obsidian Covenant.com to receive the sacrament. |
| 1:53.3 | Now, where were we? |
| 1:56.5 | Oh yes. |
| 1:59.5 | Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on. |
| 2:07.2 | The... The |
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