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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lot 019 : Return To Sender // 12 Minutes

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Arts, Society & Culture, Drama, Fiction

4.8633 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

A budding social influencer goes missing followed by the tragic and disturbing events surrounding the Sunday morning lineup at an Atlanta tv station. Return to Sender - Written by Manen Lyset Stars Allison Cossitt Engineering, Production, Sound Design by Lauren Shand 12 Minutes - Written by RoboKy Stars Dan Wachs, Reverend Marly Sachs Enginnering, Production, Sound Design by Trevor Shand Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer Theme music by The Newton Brothers Additional sound fx by AV Productions Additional music by: Trevor Shand Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio CO.AG ([email protected]) Unseen Horrors by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4569-unseen-horrors Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Falling From His Graces by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9827-falling-from-his-graces Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Ancient Basement by Tim Kulig Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8486-ancient-basement Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ha ha ha ha. Now I must be psychic because I knew you were gonna come by today.

0:11.0

Well, step in from the cold, don't be shy. Have I got just the most wonderful things for you?

0:19.0

And wouldn't you know it?

0:23.0

We are having a two-for-one sale.

0:28.6

First up, a little miracle of technology that has been described to me as a vlog camera.

0:30.7

Now, I know what a camera is, obviously, but I'm unfamiliar with the vlog part.

0:37.6

Perhaps this story might shed some light.

0:40.4

I call it

0:41.1

Return to Sender.

0:44.7

Welcome

0:45.2

to the antiquarium

0:47.5

of sinister happenings

0:49.4

and odd goings

0:51.6

on.

0:52.9

Music and odd goings on. ...and odd goings on. Right, so my neighbor is one of those annoying, wannabe YouTube personalities.

1:30.5

You know the type.

1:32.2

Over the years, I've seen him cough out cinnamon, whenever that was about, lay flat on the hood of his car as it slowly creeps down the driveway.

1:41.6

And the one where he doused himself in Lukeorn water,

1:45.9

all the while screaming, epic win or epic fail or the fuck, epic maintenance of the status quo.

1:53.1

For all I know, I can get tiring to watch him go about his shenanigans in the pursuit of viral fame, but, you know, you do you.

2:01.9

He's this teeny guy. When I first saw him, I honestly, I thought he was a kid.

2:07.6

Anyway, so when he knocked on my door the other day, he told me he was going away for a few weeks,

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