Lot 015: Fizzy Piss Grape Sh*t

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Arts, Society & Culture, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 633 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

A 2 liter soda bottle from a Gas’n’Go at the end of the world. Written by Rees Savidis Performed and narrated by Conan Freeman Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer Theme music by The Newton Brothers Addition sound fx by: AV Productions Additional music: Conambience by Conan Freeman Do YOU have an object with disturbing origins or attached to bizarre and unsettling occurrences that you wish to drop off at our establishment? Email it’s story to [email protected] Inner Sanctum by Kevin MacLeod Free download:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJEIlqNZLYo Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Aftermath by Kevin MacLeod Free download:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJApqlWZTHo Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Aprehension by Kevin MacLeod https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhA0fAx-PNY Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Anxiety by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mroAwovey9A&list=PLMT1u81EaOi1NUR_xGW2oWVAmwR_xJwC0&index=3 Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Quinn’s Song:First Night by Kevin MacLeod Free download:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bRGVDUUvww Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Penumbra by Kevin MacLeod Free download:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaMe-FNLjkc Licensed under CC BY 3.0 Night Break by Kevin MacLeod Free download:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwg9MXomPzE Licensed under CC BY 3.0 CO.AG ([email protected])

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0:00.0	Well, look who we have here. Come on in. Did you ever pick the right time to stop by?
0:12.0	We are having a contest today. The 13th customer wins an indelible prize.
0:20.0	It just so happens that you walk through that door just now.
0:26.1	Everyone who passes through that door, whether their journey ends in a purchase or not,
0:31.5	instantly and automatically agrees to the silent and binding contract that governs my store.
0:39.4	My property, my rules.
0:42.8	And my rules state, it is my responsibility to treat everyone within these four walls equally
0:49.5	and with exceptional service.
0:53.1	So you see, whether you intended to take something home with you or not,
0:58.0	you coming into my place of business makes you my customer,
1:04.0	of which, coincidentally, I have had nearly a dozen by the shop today.
1:10.0	Scratch that, Almost certainly a dozen.
1:13.6	Now that I think about it, a dozen exactly.
1:17.6	Which means you are lucky customer.
1:22.6	Thirteen.
1:24.6	According to the parameters of the contest currently running at this very moment, that would
1:31.1	dictate that you are entitled to this prize.
1:35.2	Hope you're thirsty.
1:37.2	Here before you is a two-liter bottle of soda of some kind.
1:41.7	I haven't tried this brand myself, but I hear there's nothing quite like it.
1:47.4	Came from a gas and go at the end of the world.
1:50.9	Sit with me,
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