Lot 005 : Shave and A Haircut (ft. Sara Paxton)

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Arts, Society & Culture, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 633 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

A cursed record unlocks a nightmare. Written by Trevor Shand Starts Sara Paxton (The Innkeepers / The Last House on the Left), Bruce Abels, Trevor Shand, Krsy Fox (Bury The Bride / Allegoria / Frank) Featuring Stephen Knowles as the Antique Dealer Theme Music by The Newton Brothers Additional music: CO.AG ([email protected])

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0:00.0	Greetings and salutations. Well, oh, just stand there. Come on in. I've got all sorts of treasures here at the shop for you to explore. Then curating them from the darkest corners of the world, and places even more hopeless
0:24.1	than that, I'm afraid. I do cash, barter, I reckon some might even cost you. Your soul.
0:35.6	Forgive me, but I couldn't help but notice your fine choice in footwear.
0:40.9	Now those look like dancing shoes.
0:45.2	You like music?
0:49.0	Yeah, I thought so.
0:52.3	Click them heels together while I tell you the story about something real special we just got in.
0:59.3	It's called shave in a haircut.
1:03.5	Sounds harmless enough, right?
1:07.7	Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on.
1:15.6	The Antiquariam of Sinister Happenings on. Nothing is sweeter than the music of young love.
1:49.7	It is in fact music that serves as the gateway for the story you were about to hear.
1:56.4	Allie and Gabe have been sending the same song for a number of years now, if only slightly off-key,
2:04.1	or sung in a round when one starts, and one begins just a few breaths later, dancing in chaos,
2:11.1	but never quite catching up. We join their refrain on a Sunday, when the dissonance ushered in darkness.
2:22.8	Today was awesome, and these cupcakes are freaking spectacular.
2:28.4	I know, right?
2:30.2	I've been going to this spot for 15 years, and it never disappoints.
2:34.3	They even lasted through the gourmet cupcake boom of the aughts.
2:37.8	Wait, wait, wait. The what of the what?
2:40.0	Okay, so in 2000, Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City started a cupcake frenzy.
2:46.2	Really?
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