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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

Lost Keys, Uber Lawsuits & Pulling Cars With Your Junk

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

If you’ve ever misplaced your keys and thought your morning was bad, imagine realizing it at 5:40 AM when you’re supposed to be on a daily podcast in 20 minutes. That’s exactly what happened to Rafe — which triggered a full-blown on-air investigation into where his keys went, how quickly he blamed his wife, and whether an emergency Uber ride was about to save the show.

This episode of The Rizzuto Show daily podcast starts with pure morning chaos: missing keys, questionable accountability, and the crew timing exactly how long it takes for Rafe to shift blame. (Spoiler: it wasn’t long.)

From there the conversation takes a sharp turn into the news about Uber’s new “women preference” feature — allowing female riders to request female drivers. It’s meant to increase safety, but now it’s already sparking lawsuits and debate about discrimination. The crew dives into the arguments from both sides, the stats being thrown around, and what it means for drivers just trying to make a living. It’s a surprisingly serious conversation… for about three minutes.

Because naturally the show then pivots to a story out of the UK where a kickboxer managed to pull a 4,000-pound car using nothing but his testicles. Yes. You read that correctly. The gang debates whether this is the ultimate display of masculinity or just the world’s weirdest public service announcement for men’s health.

Somewhere along the way, Rizz shares a wild story about getting mugged in New York City back in the day — a story that includes a knife to the throat, a random undercover cop encounter, and a late-night ride around Manhattan trying to identify suspects. It’s equal parts terrifying and absurd… which is basically the brand.

The episode also dives into:

  • Why Buc-ee’s just got slapped with an F rating from the Better Business Bureau
  • The exact age when family vacations finally stop being parenting in another zip code
  • Whether couples should try the new travel trend called “seat divorce” on airplanes
  • And why spring break flights are about to be filled with screaming toddlers

Basically, it’s another completely normal episode of The Rizzuto Show, the daily podcast where weird news, life stories, and sarcastic commentary collide every single morning.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Rizzuto

0:00.8

Rizzuto

0:03.0

Hey!

0:04.6

Good morning, everybody.

0:07.0

It is March the 12th.

0:08.9

It's a Thursday, and we are live.

0:11.7

That's right.

0:12.4

Thursday.

0:12.8

And we're all here?

0:13.8

Mm-hmm.

0:14.9

Although I thought for a moment that Rayf Williams was not going to make it.

0:20.3

Winning. Well, I mean, my phone rings at 540. Uh-huh. Moon and I are... Kissing. That's right. We're... We're doing. We're making out. I knew I was interrupting that, too, but it's upsetting. We're smooching. And then any time my phone rings at that time in the morning, I, you know, my heart flutters. Like, oh, God. You know, what's, what's happening? What's happening? Everybody's accounted for except for Rave. What's happening? Rave goes, can't find my keys. What? I'm taking an Uber in. What?

0:55.0

How do you?

1:13.7

You're a mess over there. Is it because of the move? Where are your keys? Your car key. Found them. And you don't have a spare? Found them right after we got off the phone. I had a spare. Tina lost the spare. about eight months ago she asked for it to walk out to the car to get some stuff out of my car and walk it in the house and somewhere between the car and the

1:16.5

house lost my keys. So I have one set of keys. And she has been adamant about, I made the

1:24.6

mistake, I want to fix it. I'm going to get somebody come cut a new key to your car.

1:28.9

And she's missed three appointments.

1:31.1

Well, all right. Have any second.

1:32.4

We started at a clock to see how long it would take me to blame Tina.

1:36.5

The first one was 16 seconds. And the second one was 40 seconds because there were two.

1:41.4

Oh, that's messed up, man.

1:43.8

It's messed up. What do you mean it's messed up? Because you know she lost my backup keys and you led me on that question. Oh, I didn't know anything about the backup key, but I said 42 seconds. That was a hung jury, dude. You know damn well what happened to my backup piece because we've had this conversation. How many seconds did I say?

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