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Now, Pete, you wanted to throw in a couple of John Sanford books?

No, I just recently read The Great Gatsby.

Is it one of the greatest books?

No!

Not relatable.

What's really going on there, you know?

I mean, we're drinking, we're here, we're there.

The kind of cheating.

We're not cheating.

Spoiler alert.

It's just, you know, I have a buddy who's a two-time author now.

You wouldn't know the books he writes, but he told me one.

He's a big-time drinker, and we were bullshit one night.

He's a big-time drinker, and we were bullshit in one night. He's a big-time drinker.

And he told me that there's a great story about an author, a writer, aspiring writer, who got a hold.

He worked at a publishing company, and he got a hold of a Stephen King novel that had been written but hadn't come out yet.

And he sent it to a few publishing houses as his own work and

he was my god but he didn't do it to make money off but he did it to prove a point that he sent it out

to like 15 places and they all rejected they all rejected you know because it's stephen king

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