[Lost Episode] Rocky LaPorte - #50
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
50 episodes doesn't seem like much, especially when you're currently scraping up against 3000, but back then it felt like a big deal. And speaking of big deals, Rocky was recently in a terrible car accident and needs to learn to walk again and all that fun stuff. On top of that, his daughter has stage four stomach cancer. You could say it hasn't been a great few years for Rocky. If you feel compelled to help him out, check out his GoFundMe below.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/db6n5y-support-rockys-road-to-recovery
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| 0:00.0 | No one pet the dog. Rule one of the podcast. |
| 0:22.3 | Really? Yes. Will she bite? She might. Oh, okay. She also could come up and be your best friend. You never know. You know Arge Barker, right? Yeah, yeah. Arge was here yesterday and to get friendly with Bella, he kept feeding her beef jerky. Oh, it worked. You should have told me I would have stopped. We got some upstairs. Bella's probably just lay there and put your barker as you put him on Facebook. Arr. |
| 0:56.6 | Rocky LaPort, our special guest. I haven't seen you since Vegas, I don't think. Yeah, that was fun. Las Vegas. Almost a year. Yeah, really? Yeah, it's coming up. We're leaving, oh, God, our first show is. November 7th. Yeah, our first show is Three weeks from today. Ah, very good. Unbelievable. Those people were bombed. Yeah, those people were bombed. No doubt about that. I met this one couple there at your show. They were going for tattoos in Vegas. And they wanted to get those Chinese, those symbols. Yeah. Y a good idea the writing or the yin yang hope or whatever yeah yeah and I go you guys should get like uh you know |
| 1:04.3 | if I was ever going to get one of those I would get like uh maybe like the Chinese symbol for like |
| 1:08.4 | chicken and rice or something like that. |
| 1:11.8 | Well, think about it. No matter how much you drank then, you could always go into a Chinese restaurant and just point and you'd be a shirt of food. |
| 1:18.3 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 1:20.1 | I don't know. |
| 1:20.6 | Do you want to give you those ideas because it probably will happen? |
| 1:24.2 | I'm a thinker, you are a thinker. We were just talking about where you were from, not Iowa. No, no. No. Coon Rapids. Coon Rapids is on Long Island, I would have said. Coon Rapids is near Brooklyn. He actually asked me, goes, you have like a couple bucks. He said he needed to get a ride to Coon Rapids. |
| 1:44.4 | I'm like, why don't you save up? |
| 1:45.4 | Go somewhere nice. |
| 1:47.6 | Hey, hey. |
| 1:50.1 | It's a lovely suburb. |
| 1:51.7 | Mike Cougain Cooplin. |
| 1:52.9 | With a very funny name. |
| 1:55.0 | Okay. |
| 1:55.6 | Well, Philip Wise, who's on the show, he's the, you know, Phil, the black man from KQR. |
| 2:00.7 | The black man. |
| 2:02.2 | The token black guy. I haven't weird pissed people off enough today. No, that was Tony, actually. He lives in Coon Rapids. Oh, does he? No, why would a black man choose to live? Why? Why are you doing that? |
| 2:18.7 | Oh, man, I love it up there. |
| 2:20.4 | It's unbelievable. |
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