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Hi and welcome everyone to history dweaves.

I am Tim and welcome to the podcast where we take a light-hearted look at the dark side of history.

Today we're going to talk about the lost colony of Roanoke.

That's in Virginia, Brandy. Well, I guess it's not there. That's the part of the problem. Yeah, no. And I'm joined by my... It's somewhere. It's lost. It's somewhere unknown. Somewhere unknown. So we're going to talk about it. This is a... By the way, this script was written by our good friend jason dykes who often is a contributor uh to the show and uh we'd like to thank jason

um for the script and um we're going to jump right into it but before we do let me remind everyone

that we are a comedy

podcast. We sometimes, on rare occasions, use adult language. Rare occasions like every time

Brandy opens her mouth. Right. Exactly. Wow. So sometimes we do curse.

So if that offends you, then we would suggest that you try one of the other wonderful podcasts out there.

Like they walk among us with our friends, Ben and Roseanne, and of course, already gone with our dear friend, the lovely, what's her name, Nina, Nina. Just kidding, Nina. We love you.

Oh, my gosh.

So, somehow Nina doesn't cuss on her show, Colonel.

Well, she's a lady, Timmy. She's a lady. I've heard her cuss if some, Colonel, she's... I've heard her cuss when she's had some whiskey in her. But that's not for the general public, Timmy. I see. She's able to control herself, basically. She has her impulse control under control. Yes. Unfortunately.

As opposed to.

Yeah, she doesn't, she doesn't deal with the two on almost a daily basis.

So let's just not.

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