Hey girl, what's up with you?

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Hey, sweet thing, did you sit on a box of lucky charms?

Because that booty's magically delicious.

I kind of like it.

Where'd these peach marshmallows come from?

Whatever you do, don't kick him right in the fruity pebbles.

Instead, whisper that you need a well-balanced breakfast.

And you'd love to take him home to frost his mini-weets.

And that's when you give him the number to the loser line. How did you just out creep him? Hopefully, he calls it leaves him awkward voicemail that we could play on the air. Voicemails like this one. Next message. Future has been do-do-do-do-do. Future have been do-do-do-do-do. We're in love, do-to-do, we're in love, do-do, do-do, we're in love.

Matching bathrobe, doot, do-do, do-do-do-de-do-de-d-d-a-family car.

Doot-do-de-de-da-de-de-family car. Two cute dogs, do-do do-do. Do do do family car.

Two cute dogs.

Do do do to do to do coo dogs.

Do do to do to do Costco cards.

Do do to do to do Costco cards.

I saw your picture.

Do do do do do you look kind of tired.

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