Hey girl, what's up with you?

Wait a minute, is this the right number?

It's the loser line.

Come on, just call me back.

If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.

Excuse me, woman.

I must tell you, if you were potato, you would be sweet potato.

Oh, that's hilarious.

She should say, I am.

Yes, this is compliment now we are married.

Oh, wow.

Whatever you do.

Don't bring up the Cold War and give him the iron curtain.

Instead, tell them how hot you think it would be to role play as KGB agents getting the old

honeypot together.

Do they get in the honey bar?

Do they just eat beats and stuff?

I don't know how it works.

Make it hot, okay?

And that's when you pass him the number to the loser line.

So hopefully he calls and leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air.

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