It's gonna search the word penis in this document of notes I have.

It appears 37 times, which seems even like a low number of times.

Welcome to Your Wrong About, the show where we revisit your childhood memories from the 90s,

so you don't have to.

I like that.

Because who has the time?

I am Michael Hobson, reporter for The Huffing and Post.

I'm Sarah Marshall, and I'm tired of naming all the places I write for,

because this is like the main thing I do now.

And we're talking about, I think the title of this is gonna be Your Wrong About Lorraine

a Bobbit, because that is the primary person in this, who I think America is wrong about,

but we're gonna talk a lot about John Wayne Bobbit, and I've just become like,

fast-sinated by him.

I mean, America was fascinated by him.

Like, I remember when his porn came out, and they reviewed it in like the New Yorker and stuff.

He did two pornographic films, and I have now seen one of them.

Okay.

And I would sum up the themes of this whole episode with a quote that John Wayne Bobbit

himself says, then this is his first porno, which is John Wayne Bobbit uncut,

directed by Ron Jeremy.

Have you seen it?

No.

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