Lorena Bobbitt: Bird Butcher
Lil Stinkers
Mike Rainey
4.8 • 577 Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2024
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
This Venezuelan queen hacked off her husband's hog and chucked it near a 7-11. Cops found it, put it in a Big Bite box (although between you and me, they could have used a Small Bite box), and reattached it in a breathtaking display of modern weiner science.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | There's so much fucked up shit to get into. |
| 0:18.8 | Welcome back to little Snakers baby. |
| 0:20.4 | I'm Michael fucking Rainy here with Jean Delacallo. Hello. Like those glasses, Harry Potter looking ass, pussy. Damn. Jacob Furman Mathira. Hey, hey. Wet and juicy Jeff Simmons. Boys, it's good to be back in the same room with you. Same here. Loving this. I missed you guys so much. |
| 0:39.5 | Saw you about 24 hours ago. I know. I had your pictures set up in the living room. I haven't slept since you left. Oh my God. I'll tell you what. Do you guys know how good you have it around here for hot dog hamburger joints? We really do. We went out. We got hot dogs after a dad meet yesterday. There are four places that are some of the best hot dog hamburger place. |
| 0:55.7 | I have not yet been an updog. |
| 0:57.4 | I will one day when they are open. When they say they'll be open. So they were closed. We ended up going to relish. Any sign on the thing? No. No, nothing. Not today. I don't know if they were open yesterday. |
| 1:30.2 | They didn't say they were going to open today. But you've got four places. And they're all within five mile radius. And there's nothing like that in Philadelphia as far as hot dog hamburger places. Dude, there was something. I went to. Maybe Johnny's Hots on Columbus. I haven't been there yet. I got to try that. That place is good. I went to Monster Mania and Cherry Hill on Sunday. |
| 1:27.5 | So much. Maybe Johnny's hats on Columbus. I haven't been there yet. I got to try that. The place is good. I went to Monster Mania and Cherry Hill on Sunday. |
| 1:30.9 | So much fun, incredible. |
| 1:33.2 | And one of the delights that I didn't even partaken, I was just so glad it was there. |
| 1:39.2 | There was a manwheeling a hot dog cart around the entire event. |
| 1:43.1 | Indoors? |
| 1:43.8 | Inside. Wow. Indoors? Inside. |
| 2:01.9 | Wow. You never see that. The foresight. Time traveler. Yes. And you know these guys. We're getting to the front of the line and just shoving hot dogs in a remote. Oh, I'm about to meet. Was it anybody famous? Freddie Kruger again there? He was there. It was the cast of the original Elm Street. Juliette Lewis, I walked past her. |
| 2:03.1 | Yeah, that's awesome. Lovely lady, uh, really seems very sweet, too. |
| 2:06.6 | Yeah. Hot dogs seem like the, the best, the best mobile cart thing for them to be eating. |
| 2:12.9 | Tell you what, the other, the other comparable hot dog hamburger place that I go to is in Cherry Hill, Webbers. Never been there. It says like a root beer thing. They have a fun little orange spinning sign. Forget what the road is. But it's one of the main roads that you take in to Cherry Hill. 73? I think maybe. And it's a drive-in. You drive up to it, a waitress comes over, takes your order. |
| 2:35.4 | They can wear roller skates, or maybe not since the incident. |
| 2:38.8 | I did barrel into three girls on roller skates a few summers ago. |
| 2:43.7 | I think they're limited to only Healy's now. |
| 2:48.8 | But yeah, I want you guys to appreciate what you have. Look at us. We do. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we truly have a good in this area. And there's so many times where, like, I'll text Jake. Like, yo, you want to go to RJ's? Yeah. Jake has a normal life. No, I don't have normal life. What is RJ's selling selling hot dogs dude they're they're a hot dog place |
| 3:09.9 | yeah there's a fifth and they got spicy dogs of that one spicy cheese dogs is the dog itself hot |
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