Lord of the autojumble

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jonny has been to a very special car event and he has seen somethings. Features inexplicable statues, a grand wizard, a box of marionettes, anaphylactic Paul Young, red meat ghosting, miniature steam engines, retro grumble mags, a greyhound in a puffa jacket, an owl rescue van, an airbrushed Sprinter, and an awful, awful discovery in a bag for life. Also in this episode, Lionel Richie’s woo, chenille armchairs, Roseanne phones, badly placed hotel plug sockets, and the lost art of the telephone table.

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0:00.0	Johnny, could you tell me about Car & Classic while being attacked by ducks?
0:03.7	Car & Classic is Europe's biggest classic sales site with over 35,000 cars and bikes
0:08.8	for sale at any time.
0:11.0	And now they do online auctions where you can get professional photos, a detailed
0:15.0	write-up, a secure payment service and the chance to get your classic in front of 4 million
0:20.5	monthly visitors.
0:22.0	And all of Car & Classic's seller fees are only payable when your car actually sells.
0:26.6	Excellent, thanks.
0:27.6	Smith & Sniff is sponsored by Car & Classic.
0:30.4	The big ones just got me in the eggs.
0:34.0	I'm Richard Porter.
0:35.0	I'm Johnny Smith.
0:36.0	And this is Smith & Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other
0:40.3	things.
0:41.3	Hey, I know I started talking about music on a previous podcast because it's usually just
0:50.2	a song in my head in the morning, just pouring my car.
0:52.7	Yeah.
0:53.7	Richard's song, what a feeling when we're dancing on the ceiling.
0:58.7	Yes.
0:59.7	Now I have a slight issue with that song.
1:03.5	It's a sort of party song, right?
1:05.7	Yeah.
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