Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the toast and happy fucking Friday. Like my God,

thank you Jesus and all the lords of all people for bringing us to this moment. It's very exciting

for a number of reasons. Second full week of the New Year in the books.

And I actually, I read a statistic that most New Year's resolutions are broken on the second Friday of January.

Like, don't you feel that way that like that resolution energy has just gone out the window?

Like you've made it till today.

I don't relate to that because my relationship with resolutions is like I don't do them.

And on the one or two years I have actually done them, it was such an important resolution,

like the vaping or when I decided to change my whole life philosophy saying yes to life.

Like those are the two resolutions I've ever even tried.

I've never been a person on January 1st who like goes to the gym.

Like so I don't participate in resolution culture.

To be honest, I'm very much participate in resolution culture.

And I was feeling like the lag this week.

And I was feeling really unmotivated.

And if I hadn't read that statistic, I could see myself like giving up.

Because by the way, what's worse than being another statistic?

Right.

It's the weekend.

So I'm not like up on my goals on the weekend.

I could see myself like giving up by Monday.

But now that I read the statistic, I do not want to be just a statistic.

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