LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

It’s time for the long-awaited long-distance episode! We are talking all about long-distance relationships, covering the dos and don’t, and sharing our experiences. We discuss trust, balancing travel and schedules, communication, ways to strengthen an LDR, signs that it's not going to work out, when is the right time for someone to move/discuss moving, sexting/phone sex, and more. Before we get into our topic, we catch up on Rayna’s surgery and drug-induced purchases, Ashley’s couples massage, and we answer the question “Has Love is Blind lost the plot?” Enjoy!

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0:00.0	There's never been more resources, vibrators, and apps included to make a long distance relationship work.
0:06.5	So we have that going for us. Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat. Welcome back.
0:27.0	I have only a little bit of motion in part of my jaw.
0:32.0	Limited mobility jaw over here.
0:35.2	No blow job.
0:36.2	I don't think I can give a blow shop like this.
0:38.0	No.
0:39.0	That's definitely against doctor's orders.
0:40.4	I don't think you can't.
0:41.4	I can't open my jaw that wide. They probably didn't think they had to tell you but I'm going to tell you as your other doctor I actually like didn't say when can you do oral you are having a little bit of Drew Barrymore mouth voice.
0:54.5	So I will tell you.
0:56.2	I say that with love. I'm not gatekeeping.
0:57.0	I got surgery and I'll tell you guys about it.
0:58.5	But I have a little bit of like paralysis,
1:01.0	also a hard word to say, a little bit of a lisp more so than normal.
1:03.6	Yeah, Drew Barrymore doesn't look paralyzed I want to be clear.
1:06.0	You know she has that mouth.
1:08.0	But you know that's that's my like number one doppelganger I guess.
1:11.0	I know.
1:12.0	So even more so, yeah. we're here with Drew today.
1:14.9	Paralysis. You know what? Madison LaCroy has the way her. Have you ever seen
1:20.6	like comedians who do impressions like really heavy on the mouth of the person?
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