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Punch Up The Jam

'London Bridge' by Fergie (w/ Ben Siemon)

Punch Up The Jam

Headgum

Music, Comedy, Music Commentary

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

OH SH*T (are we allowed to swear in here?) Ben Siemon (@BenjaminJS - DuckTales, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) brings the perfect podcast energy to decode Fergie’s vaguely London themed, predominately alcohol themed, possibly pants themed? 2006 hit “London Bridge”.

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:03.4

Oh shit.

0:05.0

You got the uncensored version.

0:09.6

I had him grab a clip of the censored one too, because it's so funny.

0:13.6

I'm now realizing I forgot to do that, but I'll close by.

0:16.4

Is that what they say?

0:17.4

Absolutely do.

0:18.4

They're certain, and they, she can't say hoe, like they don't, they edit out hoe.

0:24.6

I play just dance a lot, like that game where he like dance to the song.

0:28.8

I know you're still playing it.

0:29.8

I didn't know anyone was.

0:32.2

I have every addition that's ever come out, even like some special ones that really,

0:38.4

but I'll do it to like exercise instead of go running, because like my neighborhood is

0:42.7

like a lot of apartments, and so it's just like intense.

0:47.0

There's not easy to jog around there.

0:48.8

So I'll just dance to my apartment.

0:52.0

But they have, I kissed a girl by Katie Perry, and they knew that the word cherry out of

0:56.7

cherry chapstick.

0:57.7

What?

0:58.7

So it should be like the taste of her chapstick.

1:02.8

And I know that cherry can be like, you pop someone's chair.

1:06.9

Kind of, sure.

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