I'm Miranda Sawyer and I'm hosting the brand new podcast Papercuts.

From the mail's obsession with Woke to the daily stars' war on pigeons,

to all the things the Guardian is telling you not to enjoy,

Papercuts digs into the private mania of the UK press.

And what that tells us about Britain today.

I'm joined by some of the UK's sharpest commentators and funniest comedians

to pick out the most eye-popping stories the morning press has to offer

and serve them up for your incredulity and entertainment.

Papercuts, we read the papers so you don't have to.

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This is the Friends of History Debating Society.

I'm John Batser, Gaius.

Germanicus is here, Mark of Lejos.

It is the 79th marking of the June 6, 1944,

invasion of a coastline in Northern France that was the Invasseon.

As the German has called it.

They've been waiting for it for months.

They'd built sophisticated defenses they had.

Plans for the landing at Pate Kale,

plans for the landing in the Norway,

plans for landing in Brittany,

plans for landing in Normandy,

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