LOLCOWS: A History | Too Many Tabs 3.07

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2025

⏱️ 116 minutes

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CONTENT WARNING this is an episode we do not suggest listening to on speakers. We cover some pretty dark topics in this one, including the story of Chris Chan. Listener discretion is advised.

LOLCOWS are an internet phenomenon that pre-dates the invention of the internet. Follow Pearlmania500 on this sad journey through the empty lives of trolls, victims, narcissism, social media, web forums, Freak Shows, Jerry Springer, Howard Stern, sonic fan fiction, Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, Ethan Klein, and unfortunately so much more.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Too Many Tabs.
0:02.0	Trans rights are human rights.
0:04.0	I want to open the episode by just reminding everybody that.
0:08.0	This for multiple reasons, which will become very clear later in this episode,
0:12.0	but I feel like we have been getting away from that messaging in general as a nation.
0:17.0	And as people, Mrs. P and I feel very strongly that trans people are human beings
0:24.3	who deserve respect and are human beings who live on a shitty planet just like the rest
0:30.1	of us who are just trying to get through their day.
0:32.3	Okay?
0:33.3	We want to start there.
0:35.1	Also, disabled people deserve respect.
0:38.6	Disabled people, whether it be physical or cognitive, have a right to exist.
0:45.7	The reason I'm opening the episode this way is because I did my research for a topic this week.
0:52.3	And that topic is low cows. Some of y'all are like oh low
0:56.9	cows are fun no no no this is going to get different we're going to be covering some pretty deep
1:03.0	dark shit okay there's a whole section on chris chan in here i just want you guys to be prepared
1:09.8	but i also want our fans to know what we believe
1:15.0	before we start going into this episode, which is that trans rights are human rights and that all
1:20.7	people deserve respect and to not be harassed. And so as we get into this, we'll have some sillies, we'll have some fun.
1:29.3	This is still too many tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit across from each
1:33.9	other at a desk where one of them does research that hurts their soul in a way that they
1:38.9	didn't have to dump onto their partner.
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