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Inside the Closet

Lohanging On By a Thread

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Hey Closeteers, #InsideTheCloset wants to apologize for the sound quality, but we're getting that solved asap! Other than that, Matteo humiliated a girl like she's never been humiliated before by... politely asking her to be quiet. Emma gushes over The Cheesecake Factory, Shameless, and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. We then what Lindsay Lohan is getting up to on the streets of Paris. Hint: Racial profiling.    Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   See Us live! - Portland Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:08.0

Hey guys, Mateo and Emma here. This is another week of inside the closet.

0:12.0

Today we talk about me going to

0:13.6

Vegas, humiliating someone in my front row. Emma talks about back scoop stories of

0:18.8

crazy ex-girlfriend and we talk a lot about Lindsay Lohan. So enjoy and see you soon. Thanks guys.

0:26.0

And here we are. We're back. We're back.

0:36.2

We're back.

0:38.8

How are you doing?

0:40.9

You know?

0:41.9

I'm doing pretty good. I'm sorry everyone because it's going to have to deal with us being over the phones. This is what traveling teams do and we don't understand technology.

0:51.0

So if it sounds like you said and you don't like it I totally did it but I

0:55.6

promise you it's gonna give it. I'm know we just haven't been in New York at the

0:58.9

time and forever. Yeah and and you know it funny, people have mentioned like the sound and then when I was with,

1:07.0

when I was in New York and I went into the studio, right away I noticed the difference, I like oh yeah this sounds better because I was

1:17.4

just used to the phone at that point and then when I get in there I was like okay yeah yeah I'm I really did

1:23.8

we're just living to like our recovered phone calls of like being lost in a basement

1:28.4

and so like the sound of they're getting you and I am doing this with a string at crop but we're

1:34.0

like we're underwater we are dedicated and we want everyone to

1:40.0

enjoy our podcast so So please forgive up.

1:44.4

Because this is also another thing.

1:45.7

It'd be tough for us to record and like I did that.

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