Hi there, I'm Laura Marie Sheinehalls. Welcome to Lohan Island, a sexy unique spin-off.

Hi! Oh my god. It's me and my co-host Olivia Jade. Hi guys, it's Olivia Jade.

Reporting to you live from the west side. Things are going well at home. My parents

are facing gel time, but that's not my problem. I'm kind of mad at them. I'm kind of mad at them.

You know what? You can market anything. You can leverage anything. People say that

adversity equals strength. And I'm using this time to bounce back. So 2019 might be my

year of dormancy, but 2020 is the year of the come-up for me, Olivia Jade.

And I'll have plenty of new palettes to share with you. Yes, I'm doing a new line with

Sephora coming out called resilience, dormant, crying, struggle, crying, the struggle is real.

The struggle is real. My palette is real. My new palette with Sephora is called the struggle

is real. And it's honestly great. And I'm taking this time to come to you that if you're going

through stuff, it's okay. Because I am too. And I know what it's like. Because I know

what it's like to have the struggle. And the struggle is most definitely real.

If Olivia Jade were a genius, she'd listen to this podcast and actually make that palette.

Yeah, I would buy it. What is she going to maybe not? I don't know. I'm looking for it.

I'm looking like Sarah with like highlighter all over your face. That's going to be my new

love. I'd 5150. You would absolutely 5150. I wouldn't even do 150. You'd just go

hi, Lara. And I would grab you by the throat and just squeeze until you went down.

And then I'd wake up at cedars. Yeah, chain to a gurney. I love it. It's always at cedars.

You love cedars. You're obsessed with cedars. Cedars is right down the road. It is. It's

a hop-skip and a jump away. Yeah, Olivia Jade is apparently very mad at

Lori Loughlin and her husband. Yeah. So you ruined my career. I was supposed to travel

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