Logos, Ethos, Pothos

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Unlike their friendship, these plants are very easy to keep alive. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Measure your life in life, seasons of love.
0:07.0	Welcome back to Petty Crimes.
0:13.0	Y'all know the deal by now, no intros needed.
0:15.0	Grip, hit us with the crime.
0:18.0	Oh my goodness.
0:22.5	It was pushed me in the deep end from behind.
0:25.8	I'm Griff.
0:27.1	Nope.
0:29.3	No, no intros needed, I said.
0:31.2	Isn't that crime?
0:34.3	But I wanted to talk about my erotic massage. No, sorry.
0:34.9	No, nobody wants to hear about your erotic massage, plus with the crime.
0:40.2	For today's crime.
0:42.0	It has been...
0:42.5	Okay, Griff, tell us about your erotic massage.
0:51.0	I got one.
0:52.1	I don't know if the details are important. I literally had bulleted erotic massage in case there was no conversation. I don't know if the details are important.
0:54.7	I literally had bulleted erotic massage in case there was no conversation.
0:58.0	I didn't realize there would be literally no conversation.
1:01.5	Okay.
1:02.3	You got an erotic massage.
1:03.7	Now hit us with that crime.
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