First off, who are you?

You've been at the last like four events just stomping everyone. No one stops the mass man. Essentially like, I recruit you, then you go and recruit a couple others. Oh, to Boervitzki. Not really. If a fan rushes it and the only person that's gonna have to stop them is a perfect leap from LA night, they might get through. I hate to defend LA night, but that ring gets really slippery. Maybe the slippery ring is why you missed the spot and almost killed Javad Evans. The kid is one of the best flippers in the WWE, but all of a sudden when it comes time to flip with me, he can't do it. Do you think your brother was trolling when he told Ilya Teporee can't ride roller coasters? He may have a point. You think so? Like, I don't think he could ride the top-thro dragster at Cedar Point.

Shailaboff, dude.

The biggest news story in the world for a couple days was Epps.

If you got no life, you're sitting home all day, just like, ah, who got kidnapped? You know what? Your life sucks. You're a normie. Dean is great. Why be so blatantly disrespectful? What do you think is going to happen?

There's this girl on Instagram. Seems like the right time to shoot out an exploratory DM.

Like, hey, welcome to Los Angeles. Got a response back. Here we go. Those are my DMs. Stay out of him, you sausage. I know that, boys. I wouldn't be surprised if I throw hands with Tom Brady on the field in LA. There's a clip of him out there. Calling me a. She has a. calling me a. A million dollars.

You come to the gym, we put on boxing gloves.

If any of the football players want to fight, we can see what happens.

Yo, getting Logan to do these boys on the episodes like pulling 15, bro.

He would rather just not put out content.

No, that's not true.

It's, it's not true.

It's I just hear Mike talk so much.

Bro, I'm like, when we hang out.

Dude, I just, every day that goes by, I consider more and more of the fact that I want to, I want to destroy you.

Yeah, you're the odd, bro.

No, at something, it might not be physical combat, but at some point, bro, I want to destroy you, bro.

I want to actually, I want to grind you to ashes using only my fist or an auger.

Yeah, it sounds like a personal problem, dude. No, you're just, you're so good at talking. I feel like we just talk a lot. No, we don't. No, we don't talk a lot. Do you want to know why we don't talk a lot? No, because you're only the one talking. No, wrong. It's hard to have a conversation with you because this is you. I know.

I know.

Imagine you at home right now

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