Local Hour: The Brown Man Group (feat. The Dr. Seuss of Masturbation Jokes)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.6 • 31.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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"I'll say the M-word. I don't care." We're divin' hog first into another Local Hour discussing the Miami Hurricanes and Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Mike Ryan has been digesting Notre Dame podcasts non-stop in preparation for an upcoming chicken s**t press conference, and he is ready to start breaking down the upcoming Texas A&M game. Also, Amin is sick, David is loud wrong about Millie Bobby Brown, and Zas knows a little something about the Lord's start time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:17.8	All right, here's the deal.
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0:20.5	And that's exactly why your fit
0:21.7	has to match the occasion.
0:22.9	Mirate off.
0:23.5	Starting this December,
0:24.4	Smyranoff commission, merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alelele Mae. Smear enough! Here's the kicker. one lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the off season.
0:39.3	Plus, one fan will win Alele May's one-of-one game day jacket.
0:42.8	The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January, 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand? Smirnoff! That's right, Chris, fans 21 and over can head to Samaranov Socialists to learn how to sign up.
0:52.7	And don't forget to grab a bottle of Samarnav vodka, number 21 at your local retail.
0:57.6	Please drink. 21 and over can head to Smyranoff socials to learn how to sign up, and don't forget to grab a bottle of Smyrnav Vodka.
0:55.0	Number 21 at your local retail.
0:57.1	Smyrath. Please drink responsibly. Smyranoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume, the Smyranoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking aid. Smyrnaw. No purchase necessary must be legal U.S. resident 21 or older.
1:10.4	Sweep steak starts 1215, 2025 at 12 a.m.
1:12.6	Eastern and ends 1.23, 2026 at 11.59.59 p.m.
1:15.7	Eastern.
1:16.1	See official rules at program website.
1:17.9	What the hell was that football game last night?
1:22.4	Oh, my God.
1:24.9	What the hell was that football game last night?
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