Local Hour: Football Is Back, Jack!

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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"It's a beautiful morning on the Serengeti..." New rule: Every time Carl, the random black man, sees any of us "being Jeremy," he's allowed to break a bottle over their head. Also, Dan comes to a spork in the road, Zaslow eats a plain stick, Chris reads, the women of the show flee the premises, Tony wants to talk ball, Billy gives the audience a helpful guide to NFL streaming, and Mike's limited fake RFK knows something you don't. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Billy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Folks, losing at fantasy football has consequences.
0:04.0	It really does.
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0:09.4	I've seen those waffle challenges.
0:10.6	Those look delightful.
0:12.3	You're stressing me out with that soundboard.
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