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🗓️ 17 April 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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0:00.0 | Previously on the Tony Cornizer show. |
0:06.0 | I don't want to be the guy at Walmart who says welcome. |
0:10.0 | I don't want to do that. |
0:13.0 | And I don't want to teach a course. |
0:15.0 | You know, they would never ask you. |
0:17.0 | Oh, they wouldn't. |
0:18.0 | No, you are so timpur mentally ill-suited to be the producer. |
0:21.0 | Don't you think he would be great as a docent, you know, at the museum in that. |
0:24.0 | I don't want to do that. |
0:26.0 | I don't want to teach a course because if I actually taught a course, |
0:29.0 | I would hate all of my students. |
0:31.0 | I would just say, you're not, why are you even in this profession? |
0:34.0 | You're not gonna make it. |
0:36.0 | The Tony Cornizer show is on now. |
0:42.0 | From Steve the Sikafan Friday show brought forth the most hilarious mental image I've ever had. |
0:47.0 | You as a greeter at Walmart. |
0:49.0 | Nothing will ever top that. |
0:51.0 | Nothing. |
0:52.0 | Thank you. |
0:53.0 | I don't want to be a greeter at Walmart. |
0:55.0 | We have to start the show by begging for tickets. |
0:58.0 | Greg Garcia wants to go to a Nats game on May the 4th. |
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