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Hey, T-Sippers.

Happy Monday.

I hope you guys are doing good today.

So we got some more Lizzo T slash Lizzo drama coming down the pipeline.

So this entire situation is crazy.

But before I get started, how come I was today, years old, when I found out that Lizzo

Jews her name on Instagram is Lizzo Beaton?

I literally thought it was Lizzo Beaton this whole time.

Meaning, because you know, she's always dancing, so I assumed I had to do it like, you know,

so dancing to the beat, so I thought it was Lizzo beating, like, you know, beating the

beat, dancing to the beat, shout, it's Lizzo Beaton.

Oh, all right.

Thank you all to those who pointed that out to me, because I always thought it was Lizzo

Beaton, but it's Lizzo Beaton, I'm an Insta-

I'm like, damn, okay, all right, we get it, we get it, you don't like to miss any

meals, ma'am.

All right, cool.

So anyways, let's go ahead and get started.

I'm not going to say I believe every single accusation that's coming out about Lizzo, because

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