Live, Laugh, (Long-Distance) Love feat. Heather McMahan

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Gather round, y'all! In this nonstop-laughs episode, we talk with actress/comedian/best-person-on-Instagram Heather McMahan about her thriving long-distance relationship and why it works, sexy pics gone wrong, coping with the loss of a parent, and so much more. We also recap a ridiculous shopping experience, and introduce a new game that incites a fiery passion in everyone. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	We would never break up.
0:01.1	There'd never be a divorce.
0:02.1	There were whatever.
0:03.0	It's literally to a passionate killing.
0:04.8	Like it'd be a stat.
0:05.9	And if I caught him doing something shady,
0:08.1	I'd sit in prison for the rest of my life,
0:09.9	like just like with the shitty Ingram,
0:11.5	like, well, you're never gonna be happy
0:13.2	with another woman.
0:14.0	You know, like, I'd be fine with that.
0:15.8	Hi guys.
0:28.8	Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat.
0:32.5	You're amazing episode.
0:33.8	I'm really excited for this one today.
0:35.9	Oh my gosh.
0:36.9	You are.
0:37.9	I am.
0:38.9	I mean, you want to skin her and wear her.
0:40.7	How is it exciting to hang out with her?
0:44.8	Most people fangirl me.
0:46.6	I'm turning the tables today.
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