We are recording so whenever you're ready.

I'm ready to the motherfucker.

I love to hear that. Let's go. Okay, so I just say, hey, how are you doing?

Okay, so I just say, hey, how are you doing? Humans, ratings to you. And it's a night before Hanukkah, henceforth called Arab Hanukkah, 2023.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm glad you're with me, just me alone, so I can tell you what's going to happen.

Well, I'm here, I'm here too.

Yeah, I'm here with my son, Jake, who I consider is just part of my own body. I don't think that he's like, I don't know, I think he's one of my personalities is how I handle my relationship with all my kids. Later I realized, oh wait, they were autonomous,

they weren't in my body.

I don't know, it's weird, separation anxiety.

But anyway, welcome to the Rosamore podcast.

My mother is sick. Anyway, welcome the Rosamore Podcast.

My mother is sick.

We had our regular podcast scheduled.

We had to cancel and reschedule with our guests.

I feel really bad about it

because she actually is Kim Kong.

And she changed her flight.

But my mom has a cold. Kim is recording her comedy special and didn't want to risk getting sick.

So yeah, no shit. I don't blame her. I said you burn tall or I'm sick because that's the worst thing a comic can do to another

comic because infect them just before they're special just because you want a mom for ratings.

Yeah, exactly. So to be nice, we did not do that podcast and we didn't want to go a week without doing a podcast.

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