Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this week's episode of Riskyl here, Brian Higgins.

It's not necessarily what, uh, what would Jesus do? But, uh, what would Pablo Lascopard do?

Now here's the show.

Hello kids, this is Risky. The show where people tell true stories, they never thought they'd

dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison, this is Count Basie behind me now, and we are calling this week's

episode live from Salt Lake 2. I've been to Salt Lake a few times, but this is the second time we're,

you know, featuring a whole episode of Salt Lake stories. Actually, this last trip we made to Salt Lake,

there was a fourth story that was also completely awesome and will be on the show soon, but we like

to keep it to three stories for an episode. Now in a little bit, we're gonna hear an extraordinary

story by Chris Green. It will be his first time ever sharing a story live on stage or on the

podcast here, but before that, the return of someone who was did our Salt Lake City the last time

we were there as well, and that is Brian Higgins. You can find him on Instagram at real change,

that's R-E-E-L-Change. Here is Brian Higgins now with a story we call Smuggle Trouble.

Hello everyone. Yeah, yeah. So picture this, the wind is huddling, the waves are just splashing

off the Antrim coast and the rain is starting to trickle. It's just a normal night in Northern Ireland,

and I'm standing on the edge of a bunker at the Royal Port Rush Golf Club. See, me and my mates

have decided to make the trip to the seaside town to go to an illegal rave. You know, one of our

favorite bands Scooter is our playing, and they're like the old like Euro Happy Hardcore type bands,

you know, the ones that just go like t t t t t t t t t then some repetitive piano beats and then

some German guy saying yeah, yeah, let's bring it up. Well, me and my mates, as I said,

had taken the track to go there, and I was all kidded out, you know, I had my yellow luminous waste

coat, I had my whistle, I had my glow sticks, and of course I had plenty of ecstasy.

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