Live from Bentley
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Speaking live in front of an audience inside the Bentley Excellence Centre for Vehicle Quality, Jonny and Richard discuss making Bentleys, hot plates, strange food cooling methods, tyre hernias, the death of the Ford Fiesta, the distinctive noise of the mk1 Fiesta, holidaymakers and hire cars, badly painted ferries, back door people, getting out of a car through the boot, a bizarre Nissan gearlever story, bag for life struggles, the world’s most dangerous vehicular situation, DJ Khaled bluffing his way through life and a new benchmark for hell on earth. Plus, Jonny has bought a new car.
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| 0:00.0 | Whether you're driving to work, cycling to a friend's place, |
| 0:03.2 | or on the way to your next holiday, |
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| 0:09.3 | you have access to ad-free top podcasts. |
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| 0:14.9 | or visit amazon.co.uk-slash-on-the-go-comedy. |
| 0:18.6 | That's amazon.co.uk-slash-on-the-go-comedy |
| 0:21.9 | and listen to your favourite podcasts on the go. |
| 0:28.1 | I'm Richard Porter. |
| 0:29.5 | I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith and Sniff, |
| 0:31.7 | a podcast in which two friends talk about cars |
| 0:33.8 | and many other things live from Bentley. |
| 0:45.4 | Well. Well. |
| 0:48.3 | I feel that we are in an area involving high-quality control. |
| 0:52.1 | Yes. And I'm a little bit worried about said-quality control. |
| 0:55.4 | Are we being sent back around? Yeah, that's the thing. |
| 0:57.8 | That's your feed-out. |
| 0:59.8 | For people listening at home, we're in, |
| 1:01.3 | and I still can't remember the bloody name of it, |
| 1:03.0 | it's called the Excellence Vehicle Quality Centre of Excellence. |
| 1:05.5 | Oh, bloody others, a lot of excellence. |
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