Welcome everyone to the live signing of Johnny the Walrus with the one and only Matt Walsh.

Hello and good evening to you all. We welcome our friends, be they big or small, human or even

aquatic mammal. I was terrible rhyme, but to be fair, I am not a best-selling children's author.

However, I do happen to know someone who is. He is the Cardigan-Waring author of the number one

best-selling book Johnny the Walrus and host of the Matt Walsh show on the Daily Wire.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Matt Walsh.

I can't believe they made you do that first of all, but thanks for being involved in this

and this is like, feels like I'm in Dr. Sous's fever dream or something. This is very strange,

but it's also it's a it's a huge honor as well. Yep, but Matt is live tonight against the

wishes of Amazon employees. It seems working on signing all the copies of the books everyone has

been ordering and as Matt's here for the next hour or so signing and unable to go anywhere, we will

be hanging out doing his favorite thing, chit chatting and asking questions. So submit your

questions in the chat box on dailywire.com. Any daily wire member can chime in. Now if you want to get

your hands, oh my gosh, I was happening. Great start. If you want to get your hands.

On one of these limited edition autographed Johnny the Walrus books, there is only one way to get one

and that is with a daily wire all-access membership. Sign up right now at dailywire.com slash

Johnny and you will get an autographed book plus your very own leftist tears tumbler,

which will come in handy since there are lots of leftist tears flowing right now. Many of which

were caused by our man of the hour. All righty, here we go. Are you already have one to get started?

So then I just start signing the books, I guess. That's right. Yeah. Okay. Good. This is actually

embarrassing because I have I have a I have the handwriting of a all-backing actual four-year-old.

So this is going to try to see it. Okay. Now Matt, this book has been causing quite a stir

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