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🗓️ 1 May 2023
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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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0:00.0 | Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday. It is the first |
0:08.4 | Monday in May, which is iconic for so many reasons, but the most important reason it's |
0:13.5 | important today is because Altivia, Ashré is here. Our big sis, Olivia, is joining me |
0:20.1 | today because Claudia is off-galovanting in Palm Springs at stage coach with our other |
0:27.3 | sister. It's just like kind of war of the sisters. But live, Troutskin, how are you? Thank |
0:33.4 | you for joining us. Hi, Angel. Well, thank you so much for having me. I have like so many |
0:37.8 | things to say right off the bat because one, you said the morning toast, which I feel like |
0:42.1 | is actually, but it's perfect for me because I legitimately have not been on the show in like, |
0:50.9 | I obviously haven't been on the show since it's been called the toast, but it's been years. So like, |
0:56.3 | it feels like the throwback is almost like semi intentional for me and I so appreciate that. No, |
1:00.8 | it's not. I did it on Thursday too and Claudia called me out and I guess typically she does the intro |
1:07.5 | after good morning millennials. So like, I haven't had to correct myself to and took her like a |
1:11.3 | week to stop saying morning and I just didn't even think about it. Welcome back to the toast in the |
1:18.1 | morning, of course, but not the morning toast. Damn. The one and only. Yeah, and also first Monday in |
1:26.2 | May. First of all, like, how the fuck is it? May? Like, that's really alarming to me. Like, we're halfway |
1:31.4 | through the year. I feel like legitimately it was just new years. Like, am I the only person that |
1:37.1 | feels that way? It's like bizarre things are really like going so fast, but the days feel so |
1:42.2 | mother fucking long, but I'm also shook it that like we are almost really halfway through the year. |
1:48.3 | Yeah, but we're not halfway through the year until the end of June, correct? |
1:52.2 | Correct. But like, we're so we're basically there. Okay, sure. Like, we're in month five of the year |
2:00.4 | already. It's just, I don't know, it's blowing my mind. It's blowing my mind. It's crazy. Well, |
2:04.8 | everyone's going to be so excited that you are joining me today because as we said, you haven't |
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