Little Dirty Pennies
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Pete's been thinking about opening his own nursery, but stumbles badly over what he'd call it. But never mind all that, because as ever on The Luke and Pete Show there are gherkins to eat, sandwich shops to assess and paper fortune tellers to learn about.
Oh, and have the lads finally found an Official GP of The Luke and Pete Show? And does he know what he's doing? And is being a GP the easiest job in the entire medical profession?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's the Luca Pitcho. |
| 0:09.6 | Is anybody in? |
| 0:11.5 | Is anybody in? |
| 0:12.9 | Is your dad in? |
| 0:14.4 | Why are you saying that? |
| 0:15.7 | He was going to... |
| 0:16.4 | What, what do you mean? |
| 0:17.3 | Instantly pervy, saying it like that. |
| 0:19.3 | I was thinking about, um, I dropped my daughter off at child mind and daycare thing. |
| 0:27.3 | And a lot of nurseries, right, have names like wee acorns or like something that's small that grows big. And I was trying to think... I don't think it's Weaacorns. I think we acorns is one. There's... I think there's one that's called diminutive acorns or something like that. It's kind of like, you know, baby acorns or something. Diminative acorns. I'm starting a nursery called diminutive acorns. |
| 0:54.2 | Well, in my head, I was thinking, what would my nursery be called? |
| 0:58.4 | And the first thing that kept in mind was little mushrooms. |
| 1:03.9 | I was like, imagine if I saw... |
| 1:05.7 | They were nothing there, allergen. |
| 1:06.8 | It's an allergen. |
| 1:07.9 | Business. |
| 1:09.4 | And, yeah, and there's a willie as well. |
| 1:11.1 | So a little baby mushrooms. |
| 1:13.3 | Little baby mushrooms. |
| 1:14.6 | It's such an offensive, horrible... |
| 1:18.0 | What's your kid's nursery called? |
| 1:20.8 | I'm not docks of my kids' nursery, |
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