Listener Stories: Vol. 87

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It's January and we'd like to welcome everyone to the Schiefer Schulz Manor! Wow, what an intro to the year we have in this batch of stories from you, dear listeners. Not only do we check in on Christine's trash pile du jour, but we hear from a volcano-ologist, a time traveling Toyota owner, and someone who worked on Project Blue Book! We also contemplate the benefits of gender neutral pronouns used for anonymity... and that's why we drink! We're going back on tour so soon! Join us in Philly, DC, Baltimore, Salt Lake City and Denver this January and get your tickets at andthatswhywedrink.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We made it to 2025.
0:03.0	We made it to 2025.
0:13.0	Oh, no we didn't.
0:16.0	We have a month of the year.
0:17.0	God damn it.
0:19.0	People listening in order were like, shit, I accidentally skipped an entire year.
0:23.7	Imagine if we just took the year off.
0:26.4	Okay, so I'm like, Jack, can you edit it at all where I just say
0:29.7	four instead of five?
0:31.3	Do we made it to 2024.
0:34.0	I'm literally so stupid.
0:37.0	Well, whatever.
0:41.0	I'm literally the dumbest person.
0:43.0	I'm a liar.
0:44.0	Can you call me an idiot with a capital T because I love it when you do it?
0:47.0	Idiot.
0:50.0	It hurts so good.
0:51.0	It hurts me when I say it. It hurts me like viscerally to my core and I'm sorry and I don't mean it.
0:56.4	It feels so bad about myself but I'm like kind of like, all right, well it's true.
1:00.7	So I'm like you'll say it again, I guess.
1:04.2	And also, like, maybe show me your shoulders while you're at it.
1:06.0	I don't know.
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