Welcome to the total soccer show's latest foray into the listener questions mailbag.

On today's show, we're asking what's going on at Brendan Aronson's Union Berlin?

We're selecting our favourite poop-housery moments in soccer history,

and we're building an all-time USMNT roster.

Watch out, World Cup.

My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today to do those things and many others.

Hello, Joe Lowry.

Keep going.

Oh, man, I thought we were going to get the full-on extended goal call on that, but I'll still take it, Ryan. That was good. I'm excited to do the things and all the other things that we're doing on the show today. Let's do the things. Very much. So I was going to see how long I could keep that name going and see if you jump in at any point, but none of the decided to abandon it. I just wanted to hear how long you could go with it. And honestly, I'm a little

disappointed if I'm being truly transparent, but I know, I know your intention was pure.

Thank you. And slightly lazy, but I appreciate that. That as well.

Joining us, Joseph, to have this conversation and much, much more, Graham Rutherland. Hello, Graham.

Hello, Ryan Bailey. How are you this fine afternoon?

I'm doing very well indeed. Thank you very much for asking. Now, Graham, we know that you're a pretty

strong big guy from your Patreon videos. We now learn that you're so strong that you actually

have broken your laptop in half basically today. So you might be

struggling to type and to join in the conversation we're learning. Yeah, the impressive part is I don't

even know how I did it. So I'm just breaking aluminium tech products and my, with my bare hands.

Yeah, it's not ideal. I can't scroll left left to right today so i can only see half of your face

today ryan which to be honest as you know an improvement the good half or the bad half which one

uh the bad half because the good half is the back hey oh there it is oh dear i'm just waiting i'm just

waiting for whatever ryan said about gra. Graham, you're a big strong

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