Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest Odyssey into your listener questions.

Today we'll be talking about USMNT free kick takers, Gordy Howe Hatrix, why Burnley might not suck, and of course we have a bonus Graham question because apparently you're all obsessed with him and with good cause.

My name's Ryan Bailey. I'm joined right now by your friend of mine. Hello, the aforementioned Graham,

Rubber then. Hello. How are you, Ryan? The fact that people keep asking me questions is slightly

unsettling, I have to say. You are, Graham, for better or worse, an object of the public's fascination.

That's all I'll say.

When we look at the questions that come in for listening to questions and send them in, by the way,

if you have them at totalsockosker show.com, I'd say a hefty percentage are aimed at you

and the curiosities you provide.

Are we sure that they're they're not just you and

you're using a synonym they'd be a lot more insulting if they were Ryan as that's true yeah

yeah a lot of them annually interested in all things Graham yeah yeah a lot of them

display genuine curiosity in your life I don don't specifically have that, Graham.

Did you have a good week now, Graham?

How was your Valentine's Day?

Did you write any sonnets or cover any beds in roses?

No, of course I didn't.

What do you think this is, the Hallmark Factory?

Let's move on to a man who's in his element right now, just like Graham is.

The birds are singing outside.

Conquer Calf Champions League has started.

MLS is a few days away, and he's provided MLS fans with his terrifying and sometimes depressing

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