Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest batch of listener questions.

On today's show, we'll be looking at some Super League suppositions.

We'll wet our whistle with World Cup wagers.

We'll start a promotion and relegation delegation,

and we'll find out which of the total soccer show chaps has the

most caps in a listener questions episode that well and truly slaps, hopefully.

My name's Ryan Bailey, and we have a full compliment of hosts back in the house today.

Yay for everybody.

First, we have a man who'll probably be playing for Man United next season at the rate they are shedding players. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, I think that's a compliment and also an insult simultaneously. Well done, Ryan Bailey. Well done. I mean, do you want to play with them? Because it's probably on the table at this point. Is it weird that I'm like, no? I got to get in a really good shape and even then it's going to be bad.

So no, I'm good. I'm good. I'll hold out for, I don't know, around Madrid. Okay, yeah, you should sit your sights for the European champions. Why not? I don't feel comfortable saying that. I don't like that I said that. I feel like I need a shower. All right, also joining us Taylor as a man who answers questions like Tim Weyer scores goals in friendlies, firmly and beautifully.

Joseph Lowry, hello.

That was quite the goal.

Man, he hit the absolute leather off of that ball.

Now, if you've listened to our Soccer 101 episodes in the past, you know that they don't actually make soccer balls with leather anymore.

But hey, Timway hit the ball really, really hard, and I liked that, Ryan. He hit the bladder out of that pig's bladder. Is that what you meant to say?

It is now bladderless, which is just awkward in a whole number of different ways. Just like FIFA.

Yeah, yeah? Can I have that one? Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

All right. Joining us, Joe, is a man who's returned from vacation in the world's best country to his home in a country not very good at World Cup Qualifier Playoff Square and Rusvin.

Welcome back. I'm very sorry.

It's okay, Ryan.

To be honest, after the relentless cheer of Disney World, it was probably a good thing for my personal character that I had a soul-crushing Scotland defeat immediately afterwards. You've got to keep the equilibrium, you know?

Wow, that's the ultimate come down, coming from joy with your family in Florida, in the

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