Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and a show where you, the listener,

pitch us some questions and we attempt to answer them.

Today we're discussing the most overrated goals, the top contenders for the women's euros,

and the nebulous and mysterious world of stoppage time.

My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today as a man who,

unlike Paolo de Bala, is very much wanted and appreciated by his team, Taylor Rock or hello.

Oh, wow. I'll take that and shots fired at Deval at the same time. It must be hard to be a footballer of his prestige and still have that sort of story hanging over you or that sort of narrative hanging over you, such that there was that charity game in Florida this week and he was involved. And it was sort of like, oh, you're involved too, huh? You feel kind of like you don't quite fit, but okay, why not? And that's a strange thing to think about a player who is way better than I am and will make way more money than I ever will. It is very strange. It's strange thing like the market for Namar should he go on the market suit is quite small, isn't it? And someone like DeBala, getting Barcelona saying he's not interested, they'll buy anyone who's big on Instagram. And yet, they're not buying him. Very strange. Very strange, Tate. I don't know. Give it time. Give it time.

We'll give it time. Maybe he needs a few more followers on the old IG. Also joining us, Tater, is a man who's in his element watching the US Open Cup this week. He had giant killings in California. Red cards in the Hudson Derby. Are you not entertained, Joe Lowry? I'm so entertained, Ryan.

The only thing that I wish it happened,

and this is no offense to sporting Kansas City fan, Darby, are you not entertained, Joe Lowry? I'm so entertained, Brian. The only thing that I wish

it happened, and this is no offense to sporting Kansas City fans, is just for them to have not

obliterated Union to Omaha quite like they did. That was sad and slightly hard to watch, but still,

I really do enjoy the U.S. Open Cup. There's one lower division team still left, one semifinals

still to be played as well.

Maybe Sacramento Republic can do it and become the next raging rhinos.

Probably not, but maybe, maybe.

Was that the team that was going to be an MLS team but is not now?

Yes, Sacramento, I'm sure you've just reminded at least some people that listen to this show who are in Sacramento about their sadness.

Yes. Sorry, guys. Sorry. It's okay. You're verified on Instagram so you can kind of do whatever you want. That's right. Barcelona don't want to buy me though, Joe. Guess not. Give it time. Give it time. Yeah, you're right. Thanks, Taylor. I'm going to keep my chin up. Joining us, Jets, is a man who's had his love of Hackad Chulinolu reaffirmed this week.

Is that right, Graham Ruffin? Oh, he's always been one of my favourites. I realised I had that reiterated to me the other day with his comments on Zlatan Ibrahimovich, a very tiresome, 40-year-old man who thinks he is actually 20 years old. Yeah, so Chandalu, who of course may have switched sides in the old Milan debate, said of Zatan, he is a 40-year-old man, not 18, so I wouldn't do this sort of thing at his age. He just likes being the centre of attention. He didn't contribute to the Skidetto this season. Woof! He barely played. In my veins. But he'll do everything like, focus anyway. Oh, Graham, is your Shard and Freud a needle just going tripping right now? I have already bought my Hacking Chalin-Aglue shirt for next season, Inter Milan shirt. And just number one on the back. I don't actually know what its squad number is. I just asked for a challenge, chal and I'll go number one baby. That's what's on the back of the shirt. Wonderful stuff, Graham. Also in Graham related news, I saw on Twitter from LaSau-Prasiennes.

Nike is seriously considering offering a home jersey for several clubs, including PSG, which will

be worn for two years.

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