Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest batch of listener questions.

Today we're looking at how underage players signed contracts.

We're asking if by Levikus and belong among the all-time greats.

And we're asking why Luton's Rob Edwards isn't more in demand. My name's Ryan Bailey,

joining me today to solve your mysteries, our soccer sleuth, Taylor Rockingwell. Hello, Taylor.

Hello, man. That is an esoteric beginning to an episode of The Total Soccer show. It's Leverkusen's

greatness, and then one specific question about Luton's manager.

There will be more broad questions, but I'm excited to answer those and more. Are you proud of me for not mentioning how handsome Luton's manager is at the outset, Taylor, even though I've just done that now? So handsome. I mean, I feel like that's a backdoor way of doing it, so no is my answer, but also yes, at the same time. Wonderful staff. Speaking of so handsome, Graham Rutherland's here.

His wife says he looks like Josh Hartnett, and I agree with her. is my answer, but also yes at the same time. Wonderful staff. Speaking of so handsome,

Graham Rutherton's here, whose wife says he looks at Josh Hartnett, and I agree with her.

Thanks, Ryan Bailey. She says, just to clarify, she says that Josh Hartnett is the more

handsome version of me, which feels like a backhanded compliment, just to clarify exactly

what she said. But nobody is as handsome as Rob Edwards,

the Luton Town manager. Social media, I don't know if anyone has noticed, social media is

extremely thirsty for Rob Edwards to such an extent that every single interview that he does,

and Luton Town, they know exactly what's up now. They're clipping out every single interview. It

gets retweeted and favoured like thousands upon thousands of times just purely because of Rob

Edward's handsomeness.

There was a point, Graham, earlier in this season where I believe young TikTok discovered him and his Uber.

And it became a thing.

It became a thing for a few weeks, definitely.

That was very amusing. Joining us also Joe Lowry few weeks, definitely. That was very amusing.

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