Welcome to the total soccer show and our latest lovely batch of listener questions.

On today's show, we're learning what Casamero brings to Altraford, what a co-ed pro league would look like.

We'll consider Ronaldo's next move, if there is one, and we'll discuss our biggest WTF moments in the Sockers. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today, a man who deserves a welcome as big as the one Delia Ali got at Beshictus, Taylor Rockwell. Hello. Ooh, I'll take that. I haven't even seen it, but I'm going to assume it was a raucous good time, and I would like that as well. Could everybody start cheering, please? Yay! Hey, raucats, all right. If you haven't seen it, Taylor, it is like every other welcome that a foreign player tends to get at one of the big Turkish clubs. It was big. Yeah, I mean, there definitely is a, ever since the Welcome to Hell, Galatasaray, Manchester United moment,

it seems like there has been a recognition that they have to keep that reputation going all of the Turkish clubs.

And they do, and they're pretty rowdy when it comes to big signings.

I think those people actually, Ryan, were just, that was just the cue for non-EU passport holders now that the UK's left.

Graeme, as someone who regularly travels between the continent and the UK,

don't get me started on those lines and the long one I have to join now.

Listen, you just heard in there it's the inaugural president of the Malik Tillamon fan club,

Graham Rutherman. Hello.

Hello, he has been so good.

Every week, the hype around Tillman just cranks up that little bit more.

And Joe's one-man campaign to stop Malik Tillman getting on the plane to Qatar looks all the more foolish.

Just give in to it, Joe. Just give me his ticket.

I am being painted in an unfair light. That is all I'm going to say. I'm getting it

on Twitter. I'm getting it on this show. It's coming from all sides. Refer to Twitter if you want to

know what on earth Graham and Joe are talking about right now, but Graham has been getting handy

with his Photoshop skills. Is that fair to say, Graham? The sad thing is that that's probably the best Photoshop job I've ever done in my life,

and I'm not entirely sure that I'm getting a job at a Premier League club Twitter admin any time soon

on the back of those skills. Fair enough. Well, Rangers in the Champions League group stage,

and the drawers actually been doing as we record today. Celtic in there too, is that right, Graham?

Is both the teams in your town going to be in this Champions League? That's right. Two Scottish teams in the group stages of the Champions League for the first time since 2007. It doesn't happen very often. But to be honest, both Celtic Rangers are pretty good at the moment. So it doesn't surprise me that they've made it that far. But obviously, the competition in the Champions League proper is very stiff, so I'm a little bit nervous, particularly about Celtic in terms of how they'll actually get on against some of the really good teams in that competition. Indeed. And rounding out our pack, by the way, listening, you just heard him. It's the man who needs to give me his opinion on something I'm going to spring on him right now. The TikTok kickoff. Joe Lowry, have you heard of this concept? No, what is the TikTok kickoff? So it's something I saw on the Guardian website today. Killeen Mbapapes' goal against Leal, the seven or eight second goal, is apparently a tactic that has been going around and has gone viral on TikTok. It's been attended by a few other teams. Bournemouth apparently started it off. They did it last

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