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Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest round of listener questions.

On today's show, we'll be predicting big relegations, talking about tall players,

and hopping in the time machine once again to add national team legends to our respective national teams.

La-di-da. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today a man who's been playing a game of owl or

Chupacabra. Taylor Rockwell, please explain yourself.

Yeah, we have owls in our backyard in the woods behind our house, and they turns out

sound terrifying and make weird noises that aren't just like the cute hoot-hoot that you would expect from children's cartoons. Instead, they make bizarre noises that have me wondering if it's an owl or a supernatural creature. I would kind of be okay if it were chupacabra or the Loch Ness monster or any other mythical creatures. They're all welcome. You got molder and scully on the case? Always. Always. You got to. I mean, I'm not sure what else they're up to, so why not? Indeed. Joining us, Tatei, Emmanuel, has things to say about the 2026 World Cup final, potentially being at SoFi Stadium. Joe Lowry. Hello. Sorry, I just can't get over. Taylor, I saw that tweet from you last night. And isn't Chupacabra? Doesn't Ben Wyatt end up saying that a lot in Parks and Rec when he's like...

There's some line in Parks and Rec, and I'm trying to remember what it is, where that character just says that word over and over again in a strange voice, and it's driving me insane. Anyway, Ryan... Oh, that does sound familiar. You are correct. I think it might be when he's like panics because he gets weird around policemen and things like that.

I don't know what it is, but it doesn't matter.

It's not of the episode where he gets weird around policemen and things like that.

I don't know what it is.

It's none of that of the episode where he gets drunk on blueberry wine.

It's one of the other.

But yes, either way, I think that is a thing that he does. Maybe a listener will know. If so, please tweeted us and I'll feel a lot better about myself. Right, yeah, watching that game, some of the Leagues Cup showcase, I think that's what it was,

not really very clear why L-AFC and the Galaxy were playing teams from the game at Mekies,

but they were at SoFi Stadium last night, the first games ever at Sofey Stadium. And the field was narrow. I tweeted about it, and people were kind enough to inform me that it does look like there's going to be about $100 million spent on widening that field. And we were talking a little bit before we started recording.

That's not the simplest process, but I think it is an important one if there are going to be big World Cup games played it so far in 20206. And the same will go for a few other NFL stadiums if that needs to happen. But I learned something from Twitter last night, and that doesn't happen a whole lot. Oh, that's good to know, Joe. I imagine if they're going to expand it and spend $100 million on it,

they're just going to have a bunch of guys just push

the stands on each side to make it a bit wider. Is that what they're going to do? They're just going to squish the stadiums in on themselves. Yeah, the stands on in on themselves. I think that's exactly what's going to happen.

Excellent stuff, Joe.

Joining us round again, our pack,

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